Cannatose

a drug-induced paralysis, brought on by smoking copious amounts of Cannabis.

"Hell no, I'm not going to Taco Bell, I'm in a Cannatose man."

by Caleco August 17, 2009

cannabiser

An expert in the field of Cannabis.

Contact my Cannabiser, he knows and grows the best strains.

I'm going to take courses in college to become a Cannabiser.

by shmart December 18, 2017

Cannasseur

Cannasseur is a play on the words connoisseur and cannabis.

A cannasseur is one who enjoys the consumption of cannabis, and studies the many varieties and their differing effects.

"Dude, Chris had some bomb weed the other day, it's crazy

how much he knows about different strains"

"Yeah he's a total Cannasseur!"

by Chris the Cannasseur July 15, 2009

carbatose

food coma due to alot of carb intake.

I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden

by Chris Morris August 6, 2007

Cannaisseur

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.

Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P

by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

cannaboner

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)

John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.

by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010

Cannatonic

- The best of both worlds, a phenotype selected from the hybrid corss between a female MK Ultra(F1) & the all time famous G13 Haze male. Grows like an Indica, smells like a Sativa and renders you... Cannatonic! Genetics: MK-Ultra x G13 Haze Indica/Sativa: 50/50 THC: 20-25% FLOWERING: Interior 9-10 weeks / Exterior October Yield: Interior 500 gr per m2 / Exterior 250-400 gr per plant

Yeah man got some cannatonic right here.

by Cannatonicss July 3, 2011