carbate

-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.

"I really want to beat meat with you but the girlfriend's here at home with me. Wanna carbate in my Jetta at 6 o'clock? I'll pick you up curbside."

by JaggedJ June 3, 2019

cardateer

When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.

Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)

Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.

by MacroSlopp April 17, 2010

carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.

Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian

by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

carbatose

food coma due to alot of carb intake.

I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden

by Chris Morris August 6, 2007

carbage

(car+garbage)

an excessive amount of trash accumulated in one's motor vehicle.

"uh, you might want to get rid of all this carbage before you pick up your date tonight."

by madison7 August 11, 2006

carbageddon

1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.

2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.

Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.

Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.

by chasingariel September 10, 2011

carhater

carhater is the best tiktoker ever. it makes amazing content and he has the best ships there are🙄

me: do you follow carhater?
someone: yes they are my favourite person

by alex ig April 29, 2021