carbate
-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.
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cardateer
When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.
Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
cardateer by MacroSlopp April 17, 2010
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carbate • carbage • Carcatera • cargate • carateratory • carbaceous • carbage bag • carbageddon • Carbage diet • carbage disposal
carbatarian
Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian
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carbageddon
1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.
2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.
2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.
Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.
Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.
Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.
carbageddon by chasingariel September 10, 2011
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