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Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.
Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."
by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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