Carbosexual

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The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.

Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

Carbosexual by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017

Words you can keep

cartisexual

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

cartisexual by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

Related Words

Carbosexual • Carnosexual • Carbsexual • Carlosexual • Carposexual • carsexual • cartisexual • cardisexual • cairosexual • Camosexual

curiosexual

When your sexuality is not yet certain, if you don't know whether you are attracted to men or women, or even both.

I heard Lloyd can't choose between John or Kate, i guess he's curiosexual.

You reaching the Curiosexual parade later?

curiosexual by lloyd john July 24, 2010

Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.

Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.

Cryosexual by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011

cirnosexual

sexual identity of someone who has sexual desire for the ice fairy cirno from the series of video game and manga touhou project

did you know that joe is cirnosexual, what a loser

cirnosexual by cirnotheprobaka May 4, 2020

Camosexual

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.

Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.

Camosexual by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

carlsexual

It means your attracted to Carl grimes

Edin:omg I think I love carl
Carol:that means your Carlsexual

carlsexual by Kategib01928272 December 29, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026