Calmatose 

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

Calmatose by DangRanger April 20, 2011

Mr. Comatose 

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

Mr. Comatose by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

carbatose 

food coma due to alot of carb intake.

I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden

carbatose by Chris Morris August 6, 2007

Comatose 

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

Comatose by valoem December 9, 2004

!calmate que te calmo! 

Calm down before i calm you down

Aye papi !calmate que te calmo!

!calmate que te calmo! by Capooooooooooooooooo December 17, 2013

Cannatose 

a drug-induced paralysis, brought on by smoking copious amounts of Cannabis.

"Hell no, I'm not going to Taco Bell, I'm in a Cannatose man."

Cannatose by Caleco August 17, 2009

cumatose 

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.

After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.

cumatose by Dangerman January 2, 2009