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clapsacker 

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
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crapsack 

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
crapsack by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006

Crapsack 

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up
Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down
Crapsack by Deanyeager January 23, 2010

crapsack 

baby diaper; poopsack; receptacle for catching a baby's bodily waste such as urine and bowel movements
Looks like somebody's crapsack is full.
crapsack by Chris Woodum November 16, 2006

Crapsackular 

An adjective. It refers to a particular thing being of the the form, a 'crapsack'. a crapsack is a sack filled with crap. Cracpsackular is used to define the awesomeness of something. Crapsackular, means that that something is really quite shit.
Wow, i just went and saw the movie "confessions of a shopaholic" and let me tell u... It was mighty crapsackular!
Crapsackular by RangaJester January 24, 2010

crapsack 

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.
Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.
crapsack by Renee March 1, 2004