A: CATTACK!!!! *hits brother*
B: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KAREN!! THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE AT SCHOOL WE ARE RELATED!! AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!
A: *hisssss*
A sexual position similar to doggy-style where the woman kneels with a flat back and forces you to thrust at an unnatural, upwards-diagonal angle much like the way cats perform intercourse.
A relation has been found between the amount of cats a woman owns and the likelihood she will attempt this horrendous sexual position.
Man: "Why are you kneeling in this uncomfortable position? this isn't doggy-style"