crapometer 

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

crapometer by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

capometer 

A measuring instrument used to determine if one is capping or not.

Creg: Beep,Beep,Beep,Beep...... CAP!
Tykisha: I swear Im not capping!!
Rodney: She's capping
Capometer- An instrument used to determine if one is caping or not.

capometer by ThotDetectionServices November 4, 2019

Carmometer 

The thermometer in your car that displays the outside temperature.

Wow it is really cold today! I just looked at the carmometer and it says it's only 17 degrees!

Carmometer by WordNerdsPDX December 20, 2009

Crapcetera-crapcetera 

Exclamation of repetition:etcetera ect, crc

The list included the usual: cabbage, rabbits, socks, crapcetera-crapcetera

Crapcetera-crapcetera by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

Catometer 

Using your cat as an instrument for determining current weather and climate conditions.

"It must still be snowing out. I let Puffy in and the catometer is covered in snow."

Catometer by Web Head #1 February 22, 2010

crappeteria 

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

crappeteria by dw817 October 6, 2015