Davododger's definitions

Dagger Tits

Large, pointy, erect, nipples particularly visible through clothing.

She pointed here dagger tits at me over the board room table.

Her dagger tits rubbed the pillow while my mate and I had a pig on the spit.

by Davododger June 2, 2007

tapometer

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

by Davododger June 7, 2007