Gapometer
"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"
Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
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capometer
Creg: Beep,Beep,Beep,Beep...... CAP!
Tykisha: I swear Im not capping!!
Rodney: She's capping
Capometer- An instrument used to determine if one is caping or not.
Tykisha: I swear Im not capping!!
Rodney: She's capping
Capometer- An instrument used to determine if one is caping or not.
capometer by ThotDetectionServices November 4, 2019
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gayometer
pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
Hank: OMG I love your hair!
Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
gayometer by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010
gramometer
gramometer by Cypriano DiCaprio & Davido October 8, 2016
tapometer
A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007
Gayometer
A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.
Gayometer by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011
Goometer
The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-
The Goometer.
The Goometer.
Goometer by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009
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