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Chuck Canzoneri 

A coward is so Chuck Canzoneri-ish that they ghost the women they intentionally hurt.

Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.
1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.
Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005

Calzoner 

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.
Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.
Calzoner by Zach31 May 17, 2018

canyoneering 

The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.

This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.

Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.

Craig: Canyoneering Aho!
canyoneering by fearthis November 12, 2008

canoovering

the act of scheming or thinking up some sort of BRILLIANT plan, usually something stealthy
i dont know if im going to throw a party, but im still canoovering.
canoovering by melissaaaaaaaaa January 13, 2008

canyoneering 

The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.

This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.

Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.

Craig: Canyoneering Ahoy!
canyoneering by fearthis December 10, 2008