canopering 

To get somone to open up emotionally, prying into them and pressing to get them to have emotional growth or revelations, sometimes against the will of the person being canopered

we gotta canoper this guy
yeah chris really canopered me
yeah were in the middle of canopering this guy, real tough one but we'll get em.

canopering by FrutigerAero August 28, 2025

Canadering 

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.

Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE

Canadering by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

Canoeing 

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing 

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

canoeing by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

Caspering 

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.

Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint

Caspering by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019

Canoeing 

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

Canoeing by t1dylad January 15, 2004

Canubering 

The act of getting fresh in the back seat of an Uber ride.

The perfect end to a boozy night on the town is canubering with hot man meat during the ride home.

Canubering by Pahdna May 23, 2017