Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.

1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.

Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005

canyoneer 

A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.

canyoneer by artista8 June 15, 2017

Canyonnerro 

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.

take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!

Canyonnerro by jon January 8, 2004

Cannonproof

-to be so awesome and or crazy that one is better than a cannon. Its a ridiculous state of being that everyone wants to be.

-a person with the last name of cannon that is really cool

That crazy kid is cannonproof.

Cannonproof by purpleboots October 6, 2010

canzoneri

this word means song bird in Italy and it is the last name of an amazing, beautiful, smart, funny person. i was lucky enough to meet her in third grade and we have been best friends ever since. we have so many inside jokes and i love her so much.

-someone wuw <3 (030)

fare tu conoscere aurora canzoneri?

canzoneri by ish meh freins February 17, 2017

Canyonesque Vagina 

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
...

Canyonesque Vagina by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006

Canyoned 

Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.

I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.

Canyoned by MitchTits January 23, 2011