Calzoner

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.

Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.

by Zach31 May 17, 2018

flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food

Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.

by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011

Calzone._.zone

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*

Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015

calzone effect

When your buddie orders a calzone delivered to your house and then you order one within an hour causing the calzone effect to take place

I ordered a calzone because of the calzone effect

by Green420ray June 6, 2016

calzone

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010