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canstand 

Similar to a keg stand although performed using a can or cup of alcohol and a straw. One or more straws is placed in a can or cup and used to consume an alcoholic beverage while the drinker does a handstand over the can/cup. It is recommended that one performing the canstand has a few spotters holding his legs in the air. Can be performed solo if done properly.
Dude 1: Yo did you see Richard do that canstand last night?
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[Constandina] 

A wonderful person
beautiful, cute, AMAZING
a lil greek princess
my everything
the greatest girl ever
the girl im going to spend forever with
Constandina is the love of my life man
DUH!
[Constandina] by Mickey Ds October 16, 2008

Cabstand 

A place where taxicabs go and stand in line, awaiting passengers. It's usually a common sight in busy places such as at airports, shopping malls, pubs, and strip joints. The line usually works on a first-come first-serve basis, but not in Ireland...because the Irish are too drunk to care (google it).
"Henry! Have you seen Tommy?" "Yes Mr. Batts he's up at the cabstand shining shoes as usual..."
Cabstand by TomatosRaafatos July 17, 2020

Cantstandya 

Nick name given to George Costanza by his Gym Teacher seen on The Library, Seinfeld episode.
"Hey Cantstandya, your underwear was sticking out of your shorts during gym class."
Cantstandya by Junkfinder33 July 12, 2021

Nikolas Canstantino 

Nikolas Canstantino is so cute

constandard 

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.
It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.
constandard by dietcokefan June 7, 2011

horsebox catstand flipstation 

"horsebox!! catstand!! flipstation!!" a sequence of words you shout when you are fustrated or when your just trying to be funny or words you use instead of swearing.
Walking down the street listening to your ipod and it suddenly dies you SHOUT "Horsebox!!!!!!! Catstand!!!!! Flipstation!!!!!!"

"Your a flip station you stinkin hosebox faced catstand!!!!!!"
" Dont fake terrets ","I can't help it horsebox catstand flipstation!!"