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cancertale 

undertale but when 12 year old fanboys get to it
cancertale is a no no
cancertale by Kleenex tissues January 8, 2017
Words you can keep

cancertastic 

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...
Well that's just cancertastic...
cancertastic by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

cancertainment 

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.
I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.
cancertainment by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

Cancertard 

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.
Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?
Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016

Cancertivetation 

Change and or mutant cells to cancer cells.
Cancertivetation giving people cancer.

cancerlled

When someone's life is cancelled by cancer, whether it be real physical cancer, or media content.
"Oh gross I have liver cancer. Guess my life is cancerlled"

"omg did you see what that politician said about issue thingymabob, today is CANCERLLED"
cancerlled by IAMTHECAKE March 5, 2019

CancerVapeDad 

a person who is not quite addicted to vapes but is constantly saying they are going to get cancer
I need to stop acting like a CancerVapeDad.
CancerVapeDad by reheheheheh April 5, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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