Critical 

A situation that is unbelievable, crazy or downright scandalous.

"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"

"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay

Critical by JAYRMe August 8, 2010

Critical 

So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.

"He is critical"
"That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"

Critical by M9_ February 8, 2015

critical 

comes from the word critic
means "fucktarded" or "stupid"

I'm critical because I'm a dumbass

critical by benman April 26, 2004

Critical 

When a situation takes a turn for the worse, or not to ones liking.

Josue: Aye do we have enough weed for another backwood?
Rene: It's looking critical bruh.

Critical by iceman415 October 30, 2016

Critical 

A male who has no brain cells as-well-as refers to stuff in such a manner that makes it comedic for others to enjoy of the shear ignorance. They also refer everything foreign to a slang term. And they are incredibly spastic.

Bro, Kyle is so fucking critical dude

Critical by Volaroid_DooHickey July 28, 2021

Critical 

An absolute spanner who can't stop fucking up a gmod server

Critical is a spanner

Critical by potatosalad December 25, 2021

Critical 

Critical is known as the coolest and funniest person to have ever lived.

“Critical is so fucking cool!”

Critical by Mriamcool2022 May 1, 2022