Critical

A situation that is unbelievable, crazy or downright scandalous.

"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"

"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay

by JAYRMe August 8, 2010

CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?

by JR Hartley March 27, 2008

CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...

** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?

by J R Hartley March 26, 2008

Critical

So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.

"He is critical"
"That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"

by M9_ February 8, 2015

CRITICAL!

The act of KO'ing your opponent in FPD.

"CRITICAL on racsist preppy teacher = CRITICAL!"

"YEAH! What a Critical by the Rock Crusher!"

"CB! CB! CB! Only one of 423432 Finishers i gave to Dusty! That Cactus Breaker sure is devastating!"

by J2k3 March 24, 2003

critical

comes from the word critic
means "fucktarded" or "stupid"

I'm critical because I'm a dumbass

by benman April 26, 2004

CRITICAL!

Dan Owen getting butt-fucked by RnR...

As stated, Butt-fuck session between Dan Owen and RnR

by A2K March 25, 2003