Cancertard
A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.
Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016
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CancerAIDS
A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").
After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.
You post:
First!
The replies quickly follow:
- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!
OR...
You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:
First!
Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...
- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!
You post:
First!
The replies quickly follow:
- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!
OR...
You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:
First!
Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...
- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!
CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010
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cancerlord by jesuslord August 12, 2017
cancertainment
All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.
I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.
cancertainment by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009
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