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A white canadian male, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games Drives a track that he can't park for shit. Lack teeth, social skills, and can't satisfy a woman.
- I have a date tonight.
- Are you excited?
- No, it's a canadol. He'll probably take me to McDonalds and ask me to pay at the end.
canadol by oplap July 17, 2009
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canadalicious

Describes a beautiful woman in Ontario.
Tara is the epitome of canadalicious.
canadalicious by ricvol December 3, 2015

Canadouche 

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.
I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.
Canadouche by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

La Candola of Lubao

La Candola of Lubao is the fake immitation of Lakan Dula of Tondo. The two are not related. Lakan Dula of Tondo is a patriot, La Candola of Lubao is a Spanish collaborator. Historians believe that La Candola

(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
La Candola of Lubao is like the fake medals of Marcos.

Canadaland 

Wooo! It's Canadaland !
Canadaland by ahmedzafar28 April 25, 2010
A big gust of wind carrying a bunch of maple leaves in a tornado like form
person: hey, be careful there's a Canado out there!
Other person: ok! I think the umbrella can go.
Canado by Sillykitty560 November 12, 2021
A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~
Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?
canadle by Melissa December 19, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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