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A white canadian male, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games Drives a track that he can't park for shit. Lack teeth, social skills, and can't satisfy a woman.
- I have a date tonight.
- Are you excited?
- No, it's a canadol. He'll probably take me to McDonalds and ask me to pay at the end.
canadol by oplap July 17, 2009
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canadalicious

Describes a beautiful woman in Ontario.
Tara is the epitome of canadalicious.
canadalicious by ricvol December 3, 2015

Canadouche 

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.
I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.
Canadouche by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

La Candola of Lubao

La Candola of Lubao is the fake immitation of Lakan Dula of Tondo. The two are not related. Lakan Dula of Tondo is a patriot, La Candola of Lubao is a Spanish collaborator. Historians believe that La Candola

(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
La Candola of Lubao is like the fake medals of Marcos.

Canadaland 

Wooo! It's Canadaland !
Canadaland by ahmedzafar28 April 25, 2010
A big gust of wind carrying a bunch of maple leaves in a tornado like form
person: hey, be careful there's a Canado out there!
Other person: ok! I think the umbrella can go.
Canado by Sillykitty560 November 12, 2021
A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~
Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?
canadle by Melissa December 19, 2003