A white canadian male, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games Drives a track that he can't park for shit. Lack teeth, social skills, and can't satisfy a woman.
- I have a date tonight.
- Are you excited?
- No, it's a canadol. He'll probably take me to McDonalds and ask me to pay at the end.
La Candola of Lubao is the fake immitation of Lakan Dula of Tondo. The two are not related. Lakan Dula of Tondo is a patriot, La Candola of Lubao is a Spanish collaborator. Historians believe that La Candola
(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
La Candola of Lubao is like the fake medals of Marcos.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.