Canadouche 

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

Canadouche by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.

What a cadouche!

Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010

cuntdouche 

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch

1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche

cuntdouche by faggio April 28, 2005

Canadiache 

A headache specifically brought on from dealing with pain in the ass Canadians.

Dude, I sent the parts exactly as he requested and now he's complaining about paying duty fees. This bozo is giving me a Canadiache!

Canadiache by PartsMan February 25, 2011

cinedouche 

A person who quotes, criticizes and generally ruins any movie you may see with them because they think they know everything. In reality they are often a cinematard.

Shut the hell up about the CGI in Episode 3, you cinedouche. Just enjoy the damn movie!

cinedouche by djroberts May 29, 2008

Cadouche 

A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.

I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.

Cadouche by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009

zanadouche 

The ultimate insult. Not only calling someone a 'douche' (as in bag) but also throwing in a reference to the horrible movie 'Zanadu' starring Olivia Newton-John.

Justin can't make it out to Phil's tonight. He is a real Zanadouche.

zanadouche by shootmeinthesmile March 17, 2005