Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.
I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.
by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012
Get the Canadouche mug.1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).
2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!
3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!
3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
What a cadouche!
by cakepan March 27, 2010
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Canadouche
• Cadouche
• cinedouche
• condouche
• cuntdouche
• Canadiache
• Canouche
• canouchebag
• zanadouche
1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
by faggio April 28, 2005
Get the cuntdouche mug.Dude, I sent the parts exactly as he requested and now he's complaining about paying duty fees. This bozo is giving me a Canadiache!
by PartsMan February 25, 2011
Get the Canadiache mug.A person who quotes, criticizes and generally ruins any movie you may see with them because they think they know everything. In reality they are often a cinematard.
by djroberts May 29, 2008
Get the cinedouche mug.A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.
I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.
by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009
Get the Cadouche mug.The ultimate insult. Not only calling someone a 'douche' (as in bag) but also throwing in a reference to the horrible movie 'Zanadu' starring Olivia Newton-John.
by shootmeinthesmile March 17, 2005
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