Melissa's definitions

imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

by Melissa June 19, 2006

bizzle

bizzle is bobby, there is no other bizzle... all of your other definitions are WRONG (i love yoouu!)

play nice, bizzle

by Melissa February 10, 2004

anal sausage

when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way

That guy is such an asshole. Yea, he is an anal sausage.-

by melissa March 10, 2004

Carrabba

taken from Dashboard COnfessional's lead singer, Christopher Carrabba, a "Carrabba" is a hot guy/girl....

Check that guy, he's a total carrabba....

by Melissa May 31, 2003

half and half

A drink usually consisting of lemonade and iced tea.

"Lemme get a chicken box with salt, pepper, and ketchup and a half and half."

by Melissa January 13, 2004

sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.

"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"

by Melissa October 28, 2003

grush

1)When a straight girl has a non-sexual "crush" on another girl; idolization.

2)One who is the object of such an infatuation.

"My friend owns every Gwenyth movie ever made (even "Emma"). She totally has a grush on her."

"Every girl is infatuated with some other woman that she is not interested in sleeping with, whether it's a movie star or the cute bartender with the gorgeous skin. Who's your grush?"

by melissa March 2, 2005