medals

rewarding someone for an accomplishment or feat
(usually used in a sarcastic tone)

Person A: Dude. Did you see that? I just did a triple back flip off of my house and landed in a hand stand.

Person B: medals...

medals by CPRizzle November 4, 2010

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Medals

In Boston, MA – healed Bullet wounds – to be shown off by the survivor and viewed with awe and envy

Medals by "G" January 11, 2004

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Dinner medals come in different shapes, sizes and textures, and you can also scratch-n-sniff them.

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New code word for smoking weed, thanks to Michael Phelps, who won a record number of gold medals while blazed.

"Hey Johnny, wanna go win some medals?"
"Fo sho, let me go get my bong"

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a code word used to warn someone that their fly is unzipped

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Pieces or splashes of food that fall onto one's shirt at lunchtime, and that go unnoticed until a colleague points it out

'Did you see Tina eating that chicken soup at lunchtime?'

'Yeah I saw those canteen medals on her shirt when she was at the photocopier'

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thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

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