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Mucho Calor Pene 

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.
Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!
Mucho Calor Pene by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009

Señor Calor 

1.)The act of rolling up and locking the windows then turning the heat and fans up all the way in your car, until the car ride is over.

2.) The personification of this action.
1.)We were doing a Señor Calor all the way back from the show and I almost died of heat stroke

2.)Hey man, it's cold as fuck in here, invite Señor Calor over.
Señor Calor by Benjaminswill October 3, 2007
MAAANNN!! THEY give us QUE CALOR
que calor by QUE CALOR May 6, 2019
You cannot anger Caljorb or you will live a life of suffering
Caljorb by Caljorb June 3, 2019
Something someone might make you say to give up.
Say calfrope and ill quit tickling you.
calfrope by Jinxie Dee Breece September 29, 2020

calfreezy 

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate
calfreezy by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020