calfreezy

A giraffe.

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020

Calfreezy Flip

When you insufflate enough downers to tranquilizers a rhino, usually involves a feirce comedown after its symptoms subside.

person 1:i just did a calfreezy flip
person 2:i dont wanna be that guy in the morning

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023