calfreezy

“Hey dude, have you seen Calfreezy he looks like a dog”
“Think you mean a giraffe mate”

calfreezy by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020

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Calfreezy Flip

When you insufflate enough downers to tranquilizers a rhino, usually involves a feirce comedown after its symptoms subside.

person 1:i just did a calfreezy flip
person 2:i dont wanna be that guy in the morning

Calfreezy Flip by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

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Related Words

calfreezy • Calfreezy Flip • Califreezy • Calfabreezy

Califreezy

A cold-ass day in Northern California when it's below 45 degrees.
Or a summer day in San Francisco.

"Have you seen my hoodie and scarf? It's califreezy outside!"

Califreezy by laralove August 4, 2007

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Calfabreezy

An adjective used to describe a sudden obsession with butter beans.

Wow gamer, that noob is such a calfabreezy

Calfabreezy by Tree hugger 472 March 27, 2019

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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