Cactussi

Plural form or cactus.

"Those cactussi look pretty good."

by Reazypeazy February 20, 2026

cactusing

A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.

Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.

by Sparx March 19, 2005

CactusFishyBoi

Your step-brother's fish that ended up in the guest room when you moved and is the best fish in the world that you will talk to until he becomes one of your best friends.

"yeah, I was up all night ranting to CactusFishyBoi about Maddie, he's such a great listener."

by JCrayZ February 18, 2019

Cactussed

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.

Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.

by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017

Catcussion

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

Cactusing

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.

This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus

Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020