Skyler: Ezra, did you cuum in my bed?!? I can smell it.

Ezra: Yes. Do you want me to come over and clean it off?

Skyler: No you're good, it's just Paul slept in it last night.

Ezra: Haha, Paul got creamed.

Cuum by RedLippedMonkey July 19, 2021

Related Words

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CUUM

(Not To Be Mistaken With Cum)
When you have anal and while the man is cumming, you shit the fuck out of your self.

How To Pronounce: (Key-oom) or
(key-oo-ming)

"Oh my god I'm cuuming!" or "What the fuck Jess, did you just Cuum?!"

CUUM by 'GoodLifeStudios' December 13, 2016

Cuum

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Lmao, thats dood when I look mom Cuum haha fune :/Sd <html> Cock </html>

Cuum by bruhjuice December 9, 2021

Cuum

- Another word for sexual white liquids.

- A tool used to suck up things into a semi-small storage compartment.

I'm about to Cuum.

Look I have a va cuum.

Cuum by The Last Brain Cell October 22, 2023

Cum-Cuum

A Cum-Cuum is a vacuum that sucks out the cum from a girls vagina after she has sexual relations with a man.

Last night I had to use the Cum-Cuum after robert came 20 gallons inside of me!

Cum-Cuum by cumdumpster60288 March 7, 2011

Western cuum

A geographical place where you can explore on the internet.

Ye i love western cuum.com i can see this cuum coming in from the west side of the u.s.s.p

Random mf: same

Western cuum by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026