Cuume 

When you can’t explain/say the proper word for male ejaculate fluid and are scared to say the real pronunciation

My buddy couldn’t talk about sexual experiences so we made a word for him to feel comfortable so we made him say cum funny “cuume” like coon but with a M

Cuume by Jay why April 20, 2024

Pant Cummer 

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.

Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.

Pant Cummer by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019

Cumer 

A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!

"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"

Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020

cummer's remorse 

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.

"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."

cummer's remorse by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

Cummerman 

Cummerman is a man who gets cemen all the time from other men

Yo that nigga is such a cummerman i heard and got 10 facejobs

Cummerman by LilDurksGrillz September 14, 2020

cummer's remorse 

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.

Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.

cummer's remorse by waterzworld February 1, 2010