bzenze 

that one moment when something just suddenly disappears out of nowhere

Hey, Ivo wanna hop on vc and play some minecraft?
I would really love to but i live in car bruhmuil and here the net goes bzenze.

bzenze by some_guy_that_went_bzenze January 31, 2022

bzenze 

that one moment when something suddenly disappears out of nowhere

Hey man, wanna play some Minecraft today?
I would really love to, but i live in Car Bruhmuil and the net here goes bzenze.

bzenze by some_guy_that_went_bzenze January 31, 2022

Benzedrex 

A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.

Dude: I inhaled some benzedrex and that made cleaning and making coffee fun.

Benzedrex by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

Benzema 15 

Benzema was in Madrid for 15 years!

If you don’t believe me, search Benzema 15

Benzema 15 by Dickdicok June 6, 2023

benzed out 

An expression made by someone high on benzodiazepine class drugs (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan, etc. etc.) to express how high they are from taking said drugs.

Nate: Hey man, you keep nodding out, what's up?

Brian: Oh man... totally benzed out.

benzed out by brianxymox January 15, 2008

Benzema

The only deserving 2021 Ballon d'or winner who scores against the best teams & the best French striker of all time whose heat map makes you question : He is a striker?

Friend : Who should win the 2021 ballon d'or?
Me : Karim Benzema deserves it once...he has been consistent since he started his senior career...and not like some strikers who have a few LEGENDARY years and disappear later

Benzema by 1NC4RN4T3 October 14, 2021

Brenze 

A male who either has sex with your girlfriend / ex-girlfriend, or hangs out with your girlfriend / ex-girlfriend all of the time. The act is called "pulling a brenze", and the recurring act is called "brenze disorder".

There are different phases of "brenze disorder" that vary in severity. These stages range from pulling a serious "brenze" all the way to "brenzenation". Someone who pulls "brenzes" a lot, or has "brenze disorder", usually has a part-time job, an annoying laugh, and a multicolored compact car.

Whilst the origin of the "brenze" is currently unknown, experts believe that "brenze disorder" is caused by a combination of bad hygeine and excessive video game abuse. This leads them to be unattractive, meaning the only females they can be around are their friends girlfriends, creating the perfect atmosphere for a "brenze".

Ex 1. "Dude, I just saw SOANDSO in the car with him! Dat dude is pullin' a serious BRENZE!!!!!"

Ex 2. "Bob: Chet, buddy, sit down on the couch and take a load off.

Chet: I'd love to, Bob, but your girlfriend is sitting on the other side, and that would mean I had BRENZE DISORDER."

Brenze by dOcBoMoZ August 13, 2007