brianxymox's definitions
by brianxymox January 30, 2008
Get the trouser gravymug. A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
Get the The Microphonemug. A new-wave fanatic, essentially. They can exist during the 80's, or present date... but they are generally seen wearing outrageous outfits in the former, and sometimes unfortunately, in the latter.
brian: "Dude, did you see that guy drive by in a checkered shirt and neon orange glasses blasting Gary Numan!? Total new wave raver!"
by brianxymox May 19, 2006
Get the new wave ravermug. A song by the german new wave band "Falco". Also, a very well known term at the time for cocaine... which is what the song is supposed to be about secretly.
new wave raver: "Dude, have you heard that song by Falco 'Der Kommissar's in Town'?"
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cokehead: "Dude, Der Kommissar's in town, bust out your coke straws!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
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cokehead: "Dude, Der Kommissar's in town, bust out your coke straws!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
by brianxymox May 20, 2006
Get the der kommissarmug. A Narc is someone who comes on to a popular website and lists slang words people in the "know" use, and make them available to people of authority (teachers, cops, parents, parole officers etc.) Then because these Narcs think they are clever, we all get busted.
"Those kids on that slang definition site are unknowingly NARC minions and giving away our slang!" said BC.
by brianxymox October 29, 2010
Get the Narcmug. When somebody has super thick and curly hair that unfortunately looks like it was cut out of a block of Styrofoam. It is most often seen with crew cuts, or uniformed length hair... however if worn as an Afro, it is known as 'The Microphone'.
Mikey: "Dude, check out the guy in line with the Styroformed do! I wonder if it would cushion his head in a fall!?" Do you think he knows he's not allowed to recycle that Sh** when he cuts it?"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
Get the Styroformedmug. When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.
by brianxymox July 16, 2006
Get the rocking a sidepipemug.