Definitions by brianxymox
The Microphone
A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
The Microphone by brianxymox January 20, 2012
Styroformed
When somebody has super thick and curly hair that unfortunately looks like it was cut out of a block of Styrofoam. It is most often seen with crew cuts, or uniformed length hair... however if worn as an Afro, it is known as 'The Microphone'.
Mikey: "Dude, check out the guy in line with the Styroformed do! I wonder if it would cushion his head in a fall!?" Do you think he knows he's not allowed to recycle that Sh** when he cuts it?"
Styroformed by brianxymox January 20, 2012
Narc
A Narc is someone who comes on to a popular website and lists slang words people in the "know" use, and make them available to people of authority (teachers, cops, parents, parole officers etc.) Then because these Narcs think they are clever, we all get busted.
"Those kids on that slang definition site are unknowingly NARC minions and giving away our slang!" said BC.
Narc by brianxymox October 29, 2010
trouser gravy
trouser gravy by brianxymox January 30, 2008
benzed out
An expression made by someone high on benzodiazepine class drugs (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan, etc. etc.) to express how high they are from taking said drugs.
benzed out by brianxymox January 15, 2008
nodding out
The action of passing in and out of consciousness when someone takes enough, or too much depressant class drugs. Often a state purposefully attempted by the downer class user for the euphoria it envokes. Resembles passing out from not enough sleep. Can be dangerous if one passes out and stops breathing, or chokes on their vomit while unconscious.
Brian: Jimmy was so high this morning after his breakfast shot of heroin, he ended up nodding out into his breakfast meal of pancakes, and got syrup all over his face.
nodding out by brianxymox January 15, 2008