The only deserving 2021 Ballon d'or winner who scores against the best teams & the best French striker of all time whose heat map makes you question : He is a striker?

Friend : Who should win the 2021 ballon d'or?
Me : Karim Benzema deserves it once...he has been consistent since he started his senior career...and not like some strikers who have a few LEGENDARY years and disappear later

Benzema by 1NC4RN4T3 October 14, 2021

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Benzema

Unique striker, contributes in many other form unlike a polish farmer and he carries real Madrid which plays terrorist football. After shagging the likes of Dani Daniels, Mia Khalifa kids call him pornzema. He currently plays for France and owns a club known as psg.

Strikers play aggressive football but Benzema plays aesthetic football

Benzema by leon morhard 44 April 2, 2022

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Benzema

A football player who won the corrupt d'or in 2022.He plays for France and had sex with an underage prostitute and blackmailed his friends with a sextape.He is a horrible person and a mid player.

Guy 1 :Did you see Benzema play?
Guy 2: I heard he is a pedophile lmao

Benzema by Sebastion Bresson October 18, 2022

Karim Benzema

Any striker on Real Madrid who will carry them to the UCL Semifinals. A pure football god

ANOTHER GOAL BY KARIM BENZEMA!! A PURE FOOTBALL GOD FOR REAL MADRID!!! CARRYING THEM TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMIS

Karim Benzema by Tom_alv128 April 12, 2022

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benzema

A bald soccer play that goes by the name of Karim Benzema and plays for Real Madrid, he is characterized for being the flaw in their attack.

Guy 1: Hey you saw todays game, the Champions League Game?
Guy2: Yeah, Karim Benzema got injured, thanks to God!!!

benzema by auha fafa May 15, 2016

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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