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A male who either has sex with your girlfriend / ex-girlfriend, or hangs out with your girlfriend / ex-girlfriend all of the time. The act is called "pulling a brenze", and the recurring act is called "brenze disorder".

There are different phases of "brenze disorder" that vary in severity. These stages range from pulling a serious "brenze" all the way to "brenzenation". Someone who pulls "brenzes" a lot, or has "brenze disorder", usually has a part-time job, an annoying laugh, and a multicolored compact car.

Whilst the origin of the "brenze" is currently unknown, experts believe that "brenze disorder" is caused by a combination of bad hygeine and excessive video game abuse. This leads them to be unattractive, meaning the only females they can be around are their friends girlfriends, creating the perfect atmosphere for a "brenze".
Ex 1. "Dude, I just saw SOANDSO in the car with him! Dat dude is pullin' a serious BRENZE!!!!!"

Ex 2. "Bob: Chet, buddy, sit down on the couch and take a load off.

Chet: I'd love to, Bob, but your girlfriend is sitting on the other side, and that would mean I had BRENZE DISORDER."
Brenze by dOcBoMoZ August 13, 2007
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Brender - One who brends. A brend is a process in which you take RDFa that you "like" and brend it with other brenders on social media or other media channels.
Imagine how it will feel to wake up and see your your brend as a brender is REWARDING you EVERY DAY in a variety of ways...The best part? The rewards are the result of doing things we are already doing everyday (like brending songs, pictures, and games throughout our social graphs). Rippln HQ and Brending LLC An Ohio Company is excited to release a new cartoon that gives a broad OVERVIEW of how the Brending Rippln Rewards game works. This is the FIRST in a series of videos that will help educate, entertain, and enlighten the marketplace of how the rewards will be shared inside the Rippln ecosystem. We begin our new series with the story of a normal day in the life of Joe, (brender) waking up to his cell phone ... brenders everywhere. The video email will explain why many technology experts and entrepreneurs believe that Rippln will be remembered as the Renaissance responsible for the shift in our world as we know it today. Most folk are nomal people that just want to use the internet the way they like not what others think you like. That's why Joe was created. Joe Brender ROCKS! (pun) For the first time all the brenders of the world (aka- the Ripple Makers) (aka -brending brigade) are integrated into the Billions of dollars THEY are creating for tech companies. Keep Rippln! Rippln HQ Did you "like" it when you reddit ? Text RippleTeam to 90210 today and plug in as a brender with other brenders brending brends every day for free.
brender by Kiwanis2015 June 21, 2013
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Feel The Breeze 

Feeling the Breeze is an action of providing someone with the opportunity to exhale in knowing that they're deserving of the love you give them; and that they can comfortably feel that they are enough and not alone any longer.
Sarah had never been able to feel the breeze until she met me and I keep that breeze ignited just because- just because...Sarah, you are worth it.
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A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.
Dude: I inhaled some benzedrex and that made cleaning and making coffee fun.
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Chatting Breeze 

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.
"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."
Chatting Breeze by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chat breeze 

To speak a lot of bullshit. Not speak the truth
"BLAD! You chat BREEZE!"
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Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.
"hey mom dad is brendening me again"
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