buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.

buttspoke by Clara October 6, 2004

doing the buttstroke 

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

doing the buttstroke by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Buttbroken 

An inappropriately strong or misdirected feeling of disappointment. Closely related to ButtHurt, but with much less aggressive indignation.

Charlie is buttbroken over the World Cup being canceled because of nuclear war.

Buttbroken by anescient July 11, 2020

buttstonked 

Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.

X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!

Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!

buttstonked by KyleFromTheAmandaShow March 24, 2014

buttstroke

the act of striking someone with the buttstock of a rifle, carbine, or shotgun. This is in contrast to "pistol-whip," which is the act of striking someone with a handgun, while gripping either the handgrip or the barrel/slide, but more commonly the latter.

"The brave Marine, having expended his last magazine, but lacking a bayonet, saw fit to buttstroke the charging enemy combatant."

buttstroke by Jambo11 June 27, 2009

buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

Buttshoes 

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013