buttspoke
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doing the buttstroke
Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.
This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!
doing the buttstroke by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
Related Words
buttspoke • buttpoker • buttspike • butt smoke • Butt Smoker • buttsnorkeler • Buttpuke • buttsnake • buttpocket • Buttsore
Buttbroken
An inappropriately strong or misdirected feeling of disappointment. Closely related to ButtHurt, but with much less aggressive indignation.
Buttbroken by anescient July 11, 2020
Word of the Day on June 25, 2023
buttstonked
Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.
X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!
Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!
Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!
buttstonked by KyleFromTheAmandaShow March 24, 2014
buttstroke
the act of striking someone with the buttstock of a rifle, carbine, or shotgun. This is in contrast to "pistol-whip," which is the act of striking someone with a handgun, while gripping either the handgrip or the barrel/slide, but more commonly the latter.
"The brave Marine, having expended his last magazine, but lacking a bayonet, saw fit to buttstroke the charging enemy combatant."
buttstroke by Jambo11 June 27, 2009
buttbooked
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010
Buttshoes
Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!