buttsnorkeler

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.

Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

buttsnorkeler

Someone who goes beyond ass kissing. In fact, their head is buried in so deep they need a snorkel.

Joe just got a promotion. Looks like that buttsnorkeling paid off.

by ddbq October 13, 2004

Buttsnorkeler

Hates women. Guy that likes ass. Manass.

Quit looking at that dudes ass you buttsnorkeler!

by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018

Butt Snorkeler

The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.

A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)

I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.

by The White Kim Jong Un April 26, 2020

Buttsnorkler

Someone who eats ass like a pro.

"Yo, did you here Micheal is a buttsnorkler? That fool would rather eat ass the breathe air"

by Deville1177 March 23, 2016

butt snorkeler

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.

1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.

by Mad Max9991 October 6, 2016

Butt Snorkeler

A person that is soo flagrantly gay that you don't need to see brown on their nose to see that they are gay.

Look at that Butt Snorkeler! Give him a napkin for his brown nose...

by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018