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Buttsnake 

A big purple dildo that resembles a snake.
Commonly used for ramming closeted-gay husbands' assholes.
Did you see the way Lee shoved that buttsnake up his ass?

When the clock strikes midnight, there the buttsnake will stand, slithered up your asshole.
Buttsnake by BUTTSNAKESR4EVR August 20, 2010
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buttsnake 

buttsnake by Gomer June 30, 2003

buttscavenger

A person who picks up cigarette butts off the ground and smokes them.
Dude! I just saw you pick that cigarette butt off the ground a smoke it. You fucking buttscavenger!
buttscavenger by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

buttnuke 

a fart that is so loud and strong that you shit yourself, and then it runs down your leg...
AAAAAAA! fuck! that hurt! I seem to have shit myself... Damn buttnuke
buttnuke by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2016

buttsnorkeler 

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.
Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.
buttsnorkeler by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

butt snake 

a usually brown or green snake that dwells in the bowells until it is full grown and then released from the anus into the toilet world
Grant saw the remains of a very aggresive butt snake all over the toilet bowl, but never saw the actual butt snake he had released
butt snake by anonymous388 February 5, 2010

buttnaked-oes 

females that are wild'n out
You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.
buttnaked-oes by hipson December 29, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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