Buttsnake

A big purple dildo that resembles a snake.
Commonly used for ramming closeted-gay husbands' assholes.

Did you see the way Lee shoved that buttsnake up his ass?

When the clock strikes midnight, there the buttsnake will stand, slithered up your asshole.

by BUTTSNAKESR4EVR August 20, 2010

buttsnake

a gay penis.

by Gomer June 30, 2003

buttscavenger

A person who picks up cigarette butts off the ground and smokes them.

Dude! I just saw you pick that cigarette butt off the ground a smoke it. You fucking buttscavenger!

by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

buttnuke

a fart that is so loud and strong that you shit yourself, and then it runs down your leg...

AAAAAAA! fuck! that hurt! I seem to have shit myself... Damn buttnuke

by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2016

buttsnorkeler

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.

Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

butt snake

a usually brown or green snake that dwells in the bowells until it is full grown and then released from the anus into the toilet world

Grant saw the remains of a very aggresive butt snake all over the toilet bowl, but never saw the actual butt snake he had released

by anonymous388 February 5, 2010

buttnaked-oes

females that are wild'n out

You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.

by hipson December 29, 2007