Buttshoes 

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

buttholstering 

the willful retention of noxious emissions from the butthole, or the habit of refraining from farting.

The female sex suffers a much greater risk for spontaneous combustion due to their predisposition to buttholstering.

buttholstering by tblank January 9, 2010

butthoused

To be realy drunk

"we got so butthoused last night, 151 is some good shit!"

butthoused by Dirt May 17, 2003

buttscles 

the muscles in the butt

I did lunges earlier, and now my buttscles are killing me.

buttscles by Sammy Frankfurter April 28, 2009

buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

buttershoes by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010

butthouse 

1. Hideous

2. One who is indescribably ugly.

3. (adj) Used to describe something extreme.

1. He/She had the most butthouse face I have ever seen.

butthouse by Elmo Acacia November 8, 2009

buttcheese 

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

buttcheese by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005