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Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

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bushmongering

Replaces warmongering. Used to describe G.W. Bush's willingness to go to war.

The bushmongering has to stop before we're bombing every country on the planet.

bushmongering by darwin November 1, 2004

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buttmonger • butt mongrel • butt munger • buttmonkey • buttbooger • butthanger • Butthunger • Bittymonger • burpmonger • Bushmonger

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

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buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

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buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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Butthunger

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.

It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.

Butthunger by Kilo Jonez March 25, 2009

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buttmonkey

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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