buttmonger 

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

bushmongering 

Replaces warmongering. Used to describe G.W. Bush's willingness to go to war.

The bushmongering has to stop before we're bombing every country on the planet.

bushmongering by darwin November 1, 2004

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

buttmonkey 

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Butthunger 

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.

It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.

Butthunger by Kilo Jonez March 25, 2009

buttmonkey 

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004