Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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A good place to hide drugs when entering the US from Mexico.
Man, I got a shit load of oxycontin in my ass, im gonna be rich now!
by yah right January 25, 2004
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a place where heads are stuffed when shit gets real.
George was in a fight last wednesday and Tom stuffed his head right up his rectum when he wouldn't back down.
by 4chanFTW January 25, 2012
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by I say, now. February 20, 2010
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1) The tube leading from the large intestines to the anus.

(random quote)
Once stated, "Men should get a tatoo near their stating Exit Only"

2) It gets rid of feces, diareah, blood, and foreign objects that have been swallowed whole by the human.
My rectum shot my car keys out of my ass - What a crazy night at the frat house.
by definitionsxbyxmattx November 28, 2004
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Ebonics for "Wrecked them", i.e. "wrecked 'em"
"Man, I had me two Cadillac's and my bitch RECTUM both"
by Pipiri Pao October 25, 2007
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