UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

by Rick January 05, 2004

UPS

The bump, bruise, scratch or cut you find on part of your body after a heavy night of partying but you have no recollection of how you got it. Its a Unidentified Party Sore

Look at this huge UPS on my thigh. I got it last night but have no clue how.

by prinsdi November 28, 2012

UPS

United Pot Smokers

Cheech is a Proud member of the UPS!

by crazyfock November 07, 2003

UPS

1. United Parcel Service - a package delivery company
2. Uninterruptable Power Supply
3. More than one up.

1. I got got my UPS package
2. I have an UPS connected
3. They went to do sit ups and then junp all the way ups.

by neorser May 20, 2006

UPS

an acronym for those that work at United Parcel Service, also meaning Under Paid Slaves

Yes, I work for UPS, but they don't pay me enough.

by UPSERS February 17, 2010

UPS

uncontrollable piss syndrome

when a woman's pussy is drippin because shes horny

that girl has UPS because Andrew Garfield is sexy

by ASS MAN1852 March 04, 2022

UPS

Usually Pretty Stoned

by crazyfock November 07, 2003