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burglebezzlement 

An undefined type of crime that can only be committed by Stanley Pines. This is a reference to the 2012 Disney cartoon “Gravity Falls” and is mentioned in the episode “The Stanchurian Candidate”
“My Grunkle Stan was recently arrested for burglebezzlement”

That checks out.”
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burglebezzlement 

A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement

To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzled the funds from said business.
I was arrested for committing burglebezzlement in the old warehouse.
burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023

burglebezzlement 

1) A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement.
2)To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzle the funds from said business.
I committed burglebezzlement in that abandoned warehouse
burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023

²burglebezzlement 

So, you steal something from a person. Sell it to said person and then you steal the exact same item from the exact same person.
A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement.
To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzle the funds from said business.
²burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 18, 2023
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