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Bunny Hill Dick 

A very small penis, good for learning with but useless after that. Generally small in length and girth so it is less painful for virgins, but once they get used to having sex it is of an insufficient size. The term is derived from skiing and snowboarding where the starter hill for beginners, or bunny hill, is shorter and less steep and therefore easier for those beginners to cope with. Although the bunny hill is generally regarded as boring for those who know how to ski or snowboard, or in this case have sex. Often anything less than five inches long (12cm) and 4 and half inches in girth (11cm), but is definitely relative to the dimensions of the other sexual partner.
I was lucky, my first time was with a Bunny Hill dick so it didn't hurt too much, of course I'm looking for a real dick now LOL
Bunny Hill Dick by JakeCohen October 27, 2012

Benny Hill

1. A cheeky British comedian, born Alfred Hawthorn Hill. In 1955 he started the Benny Hill Show on the BBC. The show made it to the U.S. In the 1970s and Hill became an international star until his show was cancelled in 1989. Died 1992. 2. v. The act of slapping a bald person's head repeatedly with total disrespect for the person. Benny Hill made this maneuver famous on his television program. May also be followed with a kick in the ass.
See also hoarkerize.
1. Benny Hill was a comedic genius and an hysterical songwriter/performer.

2. "Dude, have you seen Heimbuck lately? He's so bald that I couldn't help but Benny Hill his ass"
Benny Hill by JnglKng April 22, 2005

benny hill theory 

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.
When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.
benny hill theory by xzybit September 15, 2006

on the Benny Hill

more mockney slang-
on the pill
on the Benny Hill by bachx April 23, 2003

Benny Hill

A verb. To Benny Hill is to chase someone around with an object with goals to insert the object into one of the victims orifices
"Wow we really Benny Hilled Erik good with that wooden penis."
Benny Hill by B Hop April 22, 2006