xzybit's definitions

Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

by xzybit December 29, 2005

Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb

Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.

by xzybit September 1, 2004

ghetto taxi

A police car. So called because it takes young hoods where they need to go.

Look at Tyrone in the back of that ghetto taxi

by xzybit September 8, 2006

J.A.P.A.N

Just another punk (or pussy) ass nigga.

Hey look at that J.a.p.a.n over there.

by xzybit June 17, 2016

project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

by xzybit April 18, 2005

volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

ghost light

Lighting in a video game that has no apparent source for the light to come from. Its like going out on a bright day, but not being able to find the sun in the sky even though the surroundings are brightly lit. Dead Rising on XBOX is a good example.

Damn ghost light, are programmers to lazy to code a damn sun??

by xzybit June 24, 2007