66 definitions by xzybit

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.
When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.
by xzybit January 3, 2006
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Same as Spanish shower or Nigger and monkey bath. Only washing the armpits and privates and splashing on cologne.
by xzybit March 3, 2006
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Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.
Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!
by xzybit May 19, 2005
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The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.
by xzybit March 8, 2006
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Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the state of Oklahoma in the United States of America. It is the county seat of Oklahoma County. The city's name is sometimes abbreviated to 'OKC.' Non-residents often refer to Oklahoma City as 'Oak City,' but locals never use this name. Residents of outlying suburbs or rural areas often call Oklahoma City simply "The City."

Oklahoma City is a large, diverse and growing city, and is the civic and commercial center of the state. It is one of the largest cities in the Great Plains of the United States, and is the largest city in population of the 5 "plains states" (Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota) as well as four of the six neighbouring states (Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, New Mexico) to Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City is the 29th-largest city in the nation, according to a 2003 report from the U.S. Census Bureau. The city's population on July 1, 2004 totaled 528,042 with more than 1.3 million residents in the metropolitan area.

Oklahoma City was the site of the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995, the largest act of terrorism on American soil prior to the September 11th attacks and the most destructive act of domestic terrorism in American history
Oklahoma City area wise is the 3rd largest city in the country.
by xzybit July 4, 2005
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Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.
Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?

Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!
by xzybit July 11, 2005
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Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.
SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.
by xzybit February 17, 2005
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