xzybit's definitions

ghetoos

Tattoos worn by wanna be gangstas and/or their hoes claiming some street, hood or other stupid shit.

His ghettoo said "Hoova 4 life".

by xzybit September 9, 2004

oklahoma city

Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.

Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?

Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!

by xzybit July 28, 2005

amadoo

The ass kissing tribe in most major corporations. Also known as sheeple, gophers and brown nosers. Similar to the moteasa tribe.

Co worker 1:John must belong to the Amadoo tribe.
Co worker 2:what's that?
Co worker 1:Amadoo whatever Mr Jenkins tell me to do.

by xzybit November 3, 2007

20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

by xzybit February 7, 2005

Ghetto Curtains

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

by xzybit January 20, 2005

ghetto parking lot

Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.

If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.

by xzybit December 28, 2005

J.A.P.A.N

Just another punk (or pussy) ass nigga.

Hey look at that J.a.p.a.n over there.

by xzybit June 17, 2016