xzybit's definitions

Ghetto Curtains

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

by xzybit January 20, 2005

ghetto parking lot

Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.

If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.

by xzybit December 28, 2005

fat girl tits

Tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. Because technically they still are "Big Tits", girls with them still think they are hot and usually brag about them whenever they post a personal ad. Same as calorie tits.

"SWF, 36 with ample chest"

Typical ad from a girl with fat girl tits.

by xzybit November 2, 2006

nigga teeth

Grills, fronts, or other gold/platinum colored dental appliances worn by rappers, gangbangers or thugs.

Joe: Did you see that new set of nigga teeth that Mannie Fresh had in his video?

by xzybit March 1, 2006

thick

A term that used to mean a girl who wasn't fat or skinny, but was well proportioned, but s now to describe any plus sized chick who doesn't want to accept the term BBW or fat.

Melyssa Ford, attractive rap video girl is the true definition of thick, but chicks like Missy Ellioy, Jill Scott and Kelly Price classify themselves as thick too..

by xzybit June 28, 2005

crazy check

Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.

Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.

by xzybit April 22, 2005

hee-haw

A redneck or hick.

Oklahoma is full of hee haws.

by xzybit September 10, 2004