xzybit's definitions

oklahoma city

Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.

Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?

Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!

by xzybit July 28, 2005

20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

by xzybit February 7, 2005

amadoo

The ass kissing tribe in most major corporations. Also known as sheeple, gophers and brown nosers. Similar to the moteasa tribe.

Co worker 1:John must belong to the Amadoo tribe.
Co worker 2:what's that?
Co worker 1:Amadoo whatever Mr Jenkins tell me to do.

by xzybit November 3, 2007

ghetoos

Tattoos worn by wanna be gangstas and/or their hoes claiming some street, hood or other stupid shit.

His ghettoo said "Hoova 4 life".

by xzybit September 9, 2004

Bowflex

A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.

Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!

by xzybit December 14, 2005

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004

Ghettoo

Tattoos worn by gangsta thugs, their girlfriends or anyone who represents the urban underclass. Usually shoing representation for some hood, randon oriental ramblings, cats paws on breasts, etc.

We saw a few hoods walking down the street flashing their Ghettoos.

by xzybit July 14, 2004