xzybit's definitions

I'm doing me

When a chick doesn't want to commit to a relationship, usually because she is in a it's complicated situation or she is low key fucking her ex or other dudes, trying to get her sluttiness out of her system before settling down.

Jerome: you know I feel you Lakisha, lets make this happen.

Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.

by xzybit April 22, 2011

Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

by xzybit December 29, 2005

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006

nigga teeth

Grills, fronts, or other gold/platinum colored dental appliances worn by rappers, gangbangers or thugs.

Joe: Did you see that new set of nigga teeth that Mannie Fresh had in his video?

by xzybit March 1, 2006

Dago Dip

Same as Spanish shower or Nigger and monkey bath. Only washing the armpits and privates and splashing on cologne.

Giovanni took a dago dip this morning

by xzybit March 3, 2006

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

Evacuee

PC term for refugee. Until the Katrina disaster, that word didn't even exist, but thanks to Jessie "hep me lawd" Jackson and Al "where's my comb" Sharpton, its now a new word in our vocabulary.

Joe: I hope those refugees don't come in my neighborhood.
Matt: We're supposed to call them evacuees.
Joe: Oh my bad.

by xzybit October 26, 2005