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1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.
Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!
by whatever May 07, 2003
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
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a pill that a girl generally takes to prevent pregnancy. if ur on it, ur body basically thinks ur pregnant. also, it's basically hormones, so when you're on it, you gain weight like fuck and are prone to extreme moodiness.
jane gained 20 pounds when she went on the pill.
by superflychick May 31, 2006
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An oral contraceptiove that prevents pregnancy by turning its user into such an emotional, moody basket case that no guy in his right mind will want to sleep with her.
Ever since my girlfriend started on the Pill, she has turned into a monster... there's no way I want to get with her now!
by smashywalls October 18, 2008
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.Used to be birth control, but now it's apparently Truvada
John: I'm on the pill
Jessica: But you're a guy
John: No i'm on Truvada
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An evil conspiracy. It makes women's breasts bigger, makes them more attracted to MEN and induces infertility.
When I went on the pill I went from a C cup to a D cup and started being less attracted to girls and more attracted to men. My friend waasn't so lucky and lost all interest in girls after going on the pill.
by Jab December 31, 2004
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