9 definitions by JnglKng

JungleKing

1. n. A term used to describe one who swings into town to make sweet monkey love.|| The ultimate in suave machismo. Women love him and men fear him. Also King O' the Jungle, KOTJ, KOJ and R. Sean King O' da Jungle.

"Damn, that cat is one smooove mofo. He must be a bonafide, vine swingin' JungleKing. Word!"

by JnglKng April 19, 2005

hoarkerize

1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.

"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung

"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."

by JnglKng April 15, 2005

HOB

Noun Acronym for Horny Old Broad.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.

Dude, this bar is crawling with HOBs. A few more beers and "Here's to you Mrs. Robinson.."

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

Benny Hill

1. A cheeky British comedian, born Alfred Hawthorn Hill. In 1955 he started the Benny Hill Show on the BBC. The show made it to the U.S. In the 1970s and Hill became an international star until his show was cancelled in 1989. Died 1992. 2. v. The act of slapping a bald person's head repeatedly with total disrespect for the person. Benny Hill made this maneuver famous on his television program. May also be followed with a kick in the ass.
See also hoarkerize.

1. Benny Hill was a comedic genius and an hysterical songwriter/performer.

2. "Dude, have you seen Heimbuck lately? He's so bald that I couldn't help but Benny Hill his ass"

by JnglKng April 22, 2005

Main Street Magic

1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.

"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

stag

1. n. A sophisticated practical joke. Typically, a well planned prank between friends.|| the ultimate burn. 2. v. To pull a stag or practical joke. 3. v.i. Stagged, stagging, stagger.
Hoarkerize

"Getting Brad to apologize for stagging the Marshalls when he didn't really do anything, was in itself, the ultimate stag"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005