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A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.
A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.
Damn, Al Morgenstern is a raging Albino Viking. I mean, 10 minutes in the sun and he looks like the photographic negative of Timmy D.
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Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.
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Get the HOB mug.1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung
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Get the Trophy Hung mug.1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.
2. n. A back alley B.J.
"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"
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Get the Main Street Magic mug.1. n. A sophisticated practical joke. Typically, a well planned prank between friends.|| the ultimate burn. 2. v. To pull a stag or practical joke. 3. v.i. Stagged, stagging, stagger.
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"Getting Brad to apologize for stagging the Marshalls when he didn't really do anything, was in itself, the ultimate stag"
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Get the stag mug.1. A cheeky British comedian, born Alfred Hawthorn Hill. In 1955 he started the Benny Hill Show on the BBC. The show made it to the U.S. In the 1970s and Hill became an international star until his show was cancelled in 1989. Died 1992. 2. v. The act of slapping a bald person's head repeatedly with total disrespect for the person. Benny Hill made this maneuver famous on his television program. May also be followed with a kick in the ass.
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1. Benny Hill was a comedic genius and an hysterical songwriter/performer.
2. "Dude, have you seen Heimbuck lately? He's so bald that I couldn't help but Benny Hill his ass"
2. "Dude, have you seen Heimbuck lately? He's so bald that I couldn't help but Benny Hill his ass"
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