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Bumpon
a cotton wadded shite absorber to put up your hoop when seepege occurs due to gay anal destruction
Bumpon also known as manpax, one for the arse and one for the bacon purse/lady friendly
Bumpon also known as manpax, one for the arse and one for the bacon purse/lady friendly
holy shit im on super plus bumpons today,
if it keeps on like this i am going to have to get a loan of more from my dad
if it keeps on like this i am going to have to get a loan of more from my dad
Bumpon by Himindoors November 24, 2018
bumsponge
A sponge, generally used to wipe ones bumhole and often contains fecal matter.
The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
bumsponge by Malcom shiddyarse February 28, 2017
bumpion
bumpion by ali simpson April 21, 2008
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.