Speedpoking

The subtle art of ramming 2 fingers into a soaking Bacon Purse at a speed of no less than 5mph but less than 10 as you don't want to break the speed limit

I was totally Speedpoking the fuck out of the wife last night, fingers were smoking

by Himindoors November 11, 2017

Bumpon

a cotton wadded shite absorber to put up your hoop when seepege occurs due to gay anal destruction

Bumpon also known as manpax, one for the arse and one for the bacon purse/lady friendly

holy shit im on super plus bumpons today,

if it keeps on like this i am going to have to get a loan of more from my dad

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

amonia gusset

when the reek coming off your rancid clunge could perm hair and straighten a niggers curly afro.

oh my god what the fuck has the hair dresser been up to , is she perming her rat or killing a cat.

either way that amonia gusset is killing some pussy

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

Shoe jam

the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection

got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam

might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

blood cigar

The act of removing a used tampon from a ladies vagina and proceeding to smoke it

Smoked that fat blood cigar down to the clumpy bits

by Himindoors November 11, 2017