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Bimpson is a form of music

bimpson is also a leader of the Jim/Kevin cult

Types of bimpson inculed, Lofi Bimpson(kevin's favorite), bimpson Bimpson, Cranberry Bimpson (max's favorite), bass boosted bimpson and Lord Bimpson.
Hey did you hear the new bimpson track

Ya one of his best yet.

Hey are you bimpin'

Ya
Bimpson by Bimpson August 6, 2020
Words you can keep
Oh yeah, I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah
Oh yeah, Oh yeah
Ooh yeah I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah
Oh yeah, Oh yeah
Oh yeah, I guess I'm Bimpson yeah

Oh yeah, I guess I'm really Bli... Bimpson yeah
Oh yeah, I guess I'm freakin' Bimpson yeah
I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah

Ooh yeah

I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
I guess I'm freakin' Bimpson now
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah

Ooh yeah, I guess I'm freakin' Bimpson now
Oh yeah I guess I'm Bimpson yeah

Oh yeah
I guess I'm really Bimpson yeah
Bimpson by Bimpthepimp December 4, 2021

Jeffery Bimpson 

A large man with hard testicles and likes getting a lot of blowys.
Yes my G Jeffery Bimpson lets get pissed with the lads.

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.
Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.
Blomer Blimpson by Edgecs September 4, 2017
taking a bump of speed in a famous (or mildly famous) person's car
You know David was grumpy when he told you not to take a bumpson in his car.
bumpson by B-ry July 14, 2007
one tha uses self-expression through words on paper an not verbally outwitted
the way of the bimpong
bimpong by bims February 24, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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