A late 80's and early 90's dance craze "movement". Still strongly practiced by some hardcore Surrey activists. The move was adopted and adapted from US films such as Kid n Play's "House Party" and MC Hammers ridiculous "Zoot suit" "Cant Touch This" manouveres...
The dance resembles someone "sliding" themselves though some "shit" ..
The dance has gained further recognition in 2010 by appearing on ceramic mugs sold in department stores as a "Teach yourself the running man" Xmas present. Bringing injuries to a few old timers who still think that can "Do the shit slide"
Look at that bad boy cutting them shapes. He's doing the "Shit Slide"
The twat with a massive bag of sniff at the party. Often gob shites with confidence issues, line managers take pride in being the bellend dishing up lines of shit quality gear on mirrors they ripped of the bedroom wall. Handing round a snotty blood stained bank note thats been up everyone’s hooter, line managers think they are the (our) soul of the party with their sweaty palms, constant snivelling and bouts of pointless bullshit speakerizing.
“Oh Look at Line Manager Lee, banging out his shit gear and dribbling like a fucknugget, get him a cup of tea and boot him out the house will you Errol”.
A sponge, generally used to wipe ones bumhole and often contains fecal matter.
The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
Damian you fucking bumsponge! Give me my money
Mystery Meat Dish
A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
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Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.
Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!
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When you and your chosen bird of choice get on the nose bag and fuck and suck the shit out of each other after a few lines of Columbian.
Hey fuckface Dave, see you later fella.. ee you tmeow..I'm on a Columbian promise with manky mandy agyer shovelling a few lines of beak up her holder.
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Its crap, like all these other sub genre's. It sounds like a fucked diesel engine from an early 1980's Peugeot 205 but will sell out in the kLuBZ and make for some really good festival fodder.
Reminiscent of a scratched CD with essence of luke warm piss stained pair of chinos. A ridiculous noise that will no doubt end up in your MPshit collection at some point.
Step in that shit cross steppers.
DogShit step
Current Value, Donny, Lucio de Rimanez, Limewax and many more. - Proper Dogshit step
