Bampson is used to describe a child at school that is a little bitdifferent from the other children. You see a bampson is usually special or in some rare cases, they start eating pens.
The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.