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Bampson is a word used to describe children that are a little bit different from the other people at school. You see Bampson has autism.
He is such a "Bampson". Oh look, there goes "Bampson" again.
Bampson by bigman901 October 29, 2020
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Bampson is used to describe a child at school that is a little bit different from the other children. You see a bampson is usually special or in some rare cases, they start eating pens.
He is such a "bampson". "Bampson" stop eating pens.
BAMPSON by bigman901 October 29, 2020
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Bimpson is a form of music

bimpson is also a leader of the Jim/Kevin cult

Types of bimpson inculed, Lofi Bimpson(kevin's favorite), bimpson Bimpson, Cranberry Bimpson (max's favorite), bass boosted bimpson and Lord Bimpson.
Hey did you hear the new bimpson track

Ya one of his best yet.

Hey are you bimpin'

Ya
Bimpson by Bimpson August 6, 2020

Bamsoning 

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party
He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party
Bamsoning by wow_67 January 11, 2021
A bun with a piece of fillet steak inside. Usually served with a condiment.
Fancy a pregame Bapson?
Bapson by rdude78y414y March 29, 2011
Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.
Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.
Bampton by anonymous November 22, 2020

Hayley Bampton 

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.
Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.
Hayley Bampton by TodCooper April 28, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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