Bumsonism

The action of speaking without thinking. School of thought derived from Bumson's theories about nothing. May be defined also as senilism, or childish nuclear physics. Teached at the Bumsonian Institute.

He's battling hard with Bumsonism. You talk like Bumson. You've clearly been studying hard at the Bumsonian Institute.

Bumsonism by Miki_Bra February 11, 2022

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buminism

People who believe everything should be handed to them for free. They believe the world owes them something.

Your boyfriend believes in buminism that's why he lives off other people's success.

buminism by Jay Morningstar February 17, 2020

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Bumsonism • Basonism • bensonism • buminism

bensonism

being a slag and betraying your friends

Person 1 "He is such a mean guy and slag"
Person 2 "Yeah, I think he has bensonism."

bensonism by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020

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Basonism

A rare religion founded in sweden during the 21 century. The religion does not have any central thoughts other than to warship the famous ¨Bason Hocko¨ picture representing what the followers belive is to be god. The founder of the religion is unknown.

I have been thinking about converting to Basonism. Bason Hocko really is too beautiful to resist.

Basonism by Råger Hocko September 12, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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