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Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Bruno Buccellati

A character in Jojo's Bizarre adventure part 5: Golden Wind/Vento Aureo, he is a capo in the passione, where he leads his own squad commonly known as "Bruno's gang" and the "Passione boys". he uses the stand sticky fingers (Or zipperman for certain plebeians) whose ability is literally just fucking zippers. he is well known for licking doughnut boy wonder Giorno Giovanna , the protagonist of part 5.
Person 1: Man, Bruno Buccellati is the best Jobro
Person 2: I like Caesar Zeppeli more
Person 1: Die in a zipper pit
Bruno Buccellati by cool d00d February 26, 2019
Yo Ox-guy, buchen?
Buchen by 420swed September 26, 2010

buchalize 

1. To stand in the doorway of someone's office and awkwardly stare at them until they feel extremely uncomfortable.
2. To slowly inch up to people backwards in an attempt to subtly eavesdrop on their conversation, when in fact they all notice how unsubtle you are and just make fun of you without your realizing it.
"Did you see him trying to buchalize us earlier? Why doesn't he take a hint that it isn't his business and walk away."
buchalize by el maestro February 23, 2013

Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Korki Buchek

Korki Buchek is a presumably fictional singer from Kazakhstan, known for his "hit" song Bing Bang. He was first mentioned by fictional Kazakhstani journalist Borat Sagdiyev in an episode of "Da Ali G Show", where he interviewed country music singer Porter Wagoner.
Borat: Do you know Korki Buchek?

Porter Wagoner: No.

Borat: He is a number one star, this song Bing Bang. (starts singing 'Bing Bang Bing Bang Bing....')
Korki Buchek by Frankovich June 30, 2007